Tuesday, July 28, 2009

News article title of the day: “Woman Spent Week Stuck Between Toilet, Door”

In a blow to evolution theorists everywhere, a woman apparently managed to become wedged and trapped between a toilet and her bathroom door. Now I’m not exactly sure how I’d respond to such a scenario, but I’m fairly certain I would have succeeded in finding an escape route. Perhaps the best part of the article is the friendly neighbor’s advice on how neighbors should look after each other. He is quoted as saying, "Just make a note of their movements and whatnot…” This may not have been the best wording for an article about being stuck in the bathroom....

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,535048,00.html?test=latestnews

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